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Bush and the "Lord of the Flies"

Submitted by BuzzFlash on Tue, 08/01/2006 - 7:01am.

A BUZZFLASH EDITORIAL

Okay, we are back to our primary theory about the Bushevik Neo-Con one-party government: if you pile failure on failure, they believe it will add up to success.

It's kind of (as we implied yesterday) like sweeping up the dung of an elephant (how appropriate) and hoping that if you get the pile high enough, it will turn into mouth-watering fudge.

Guess what?

It doesn't happen. The more elephant shi* (to quote Mr. Bush) you pile up, the bigger the pile of shi*. Jesus turned water into wine, but Bush isn't Jesus. Bush can't turn dung into anything but more dung.

Here's the basic problem with Bush's pile of dung: it leaves many, many bodies in its wake. In fact, when you put together Iraq, Afghanistan and Lebanon (by proxy), you can say that tens of thousands of deaths have resulted from Bush's failures.

Of course, there is another pop psychology way of looking at this. Bush actually may be enthralled with having God-like powers over life and death -- especially the death part.

Remember how much Bush reveled in executing people when he was Governor of Texas -- and setting a record for the number of executions. It is about the only thing he has excelled at in his life; being the cause of people dying, that is.

So, failure to him IS success, because he is playing God.

And someone who plays God is all knowing and all powerful, right?

So what do you need democracy for, when the divine is at work in the White House, viewing world events through a "Biblical Lens" of life and death?

To understand this administration, you need to understand how Bush REALLY views himself, and what drives him.

And the above is a good point of departure.

Of course, behind every man who believes that he has God like powers, there is a Beelzebub (Satan's assistant) pulling the strings. Dick Cheney, you can come out of the bunker now.

"According to the renowned 16th century occultist Johannes Wierus, Beelzebub is the chief lieutenant of Lucifer, the Emperor of Hell, and presides over the Order of the Fly." (Wikipedia)

And, of course, flies feed off of dung. 

A BUZZFLASH EDITORIAL

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Time For a Limerick

Submitted by Beth Hunter on Wed, 08/02/2006 - 12:04am.
Seems like this topic calls for a limerick. (We can use all the humor we can snarf up, no?) There once was a Bush King of Dung, who spewed forth much crap from his tongue; When he opened his mouth, shit would spew and fall south, whence his praises by fools would be sung. Wisdom First
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Since Bush doesn't have

Submitted by cstrut on Tue, 08/01/2006 - 11:11am.
Since Bush doesn't have control over life he certainly won't let anyone else either and that explains why he vetoed the stem cell bill. Bush is a petty little child who should be frog marched out of the states and into a nice little cell at Nueremburg to await the hang mans noose. "We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books." -- Robert M. Hutchins, educator (1899-1977)
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Lord of all the flies feeding on dung!

Submitted by orbitalman on Tue, 08/01/2006 - 10:52am.
Well, since dung to most of us is so repulsive, Bush's elephant dung (because it's so huge) would be an apropo description of his "mess" for the last 10 years (his governorship included). It's so bad, even God smells it (to high heaven). As a boyhood farmer, I have decided I can turn that dung into something good. Yes, with this dung spread all over our Democracy as it is, spring should arrive in November and produce an even better Democracy. Knowing much work must be done to attain that, still the rewards of our anger will produce the most beautiful scent ever experienced in the world; and as an example to others that it is possible for dung and Democracy to work in a sense together!! Then let us never forget how we almost lost it. Optimism can abound. Sometimes you don't see any other way but up (kinda like the "drunk" hitting the bottom-either he dies or pulls out of it).
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