A BuzzFlash Caption This Challenge: Heil to the Chief

A BuzzFlash Caption This Challenge: Heil to the Chief

A BUZZFLASH CAPTION THIS CHALLENGE

Seems like an ordinary image of a Bush press conference. But isn't this a microcosm of the White House press core during the Bush Administration? A bunch of mindless drones "heiling" the (Commander-in-)Chief.

All the scandals, all the destruction of the Constitution, all the senseless waste of human life in Iraq (ours and theirs), and the reaction among the press core is one of meek church mice. Right now, there are church mice who would object that they aren't as meek as the White House press core.

And if you think we might have taken this picture and distorted it somehow, this photo is from the White House Correspondents Association Web site.

This is the same herd (and literally the same people in some instances) that brutalized Bill Clinton during his stint in the White House. Still the only president in recent memory not to get a honeymoon of any kind from the White House press core.

Bush? The White House press core is still on the honeymoon with him, a honeymoon that has lasted longer than a lot of marriages.

So, take a crack at it. Go ahead and offer your caption below.

We'll start with one: "Hey, Mr. President. Can you give me a degrading nickname so I can tell my wife and she can use that name to degrade me at home?"

Now, it's your turn.

A BUZZFLASH CAPTION THIS CHALLENGE

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Caption

"How many of you still believe in the power of Bullcrap"?

How many of you would like to remain in the ruling class?

As you all know, (and thanks for all your help) for some time now I have been eroding the protections and freedoms granted to the American people in the Constitution of the United States of America.

Now what some of you, mostly those a little slower on the uptake, may not know is we (GOP) intend on making this permanant and installing a Monarchy. This will take place the next time we stage a National Emergency and I suspend the Constitution and the checks and balances put in place (outdated in our times) by that old document.

NOW, HOW MANY OF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF THE RULING CLASS OF GOP FACISTS, RAISE YOUR HANDS!!!

I'm just fooling with ya, we'd have brought ya'll along anyway to man the corps of the Ministry of Disinformation!!

How many of you, here today,

How many of you, here today, would like to see me waterboarded?

[Bush]...and in

[Bush]...and in conclusion...the United States is now officially winning the war on terror.

Any questions?

No Questions? Have a great day and God Bless America!

For my next trick...

For my next trick, I'm going to need two volunteers from the audience to help me saw Helen Thomas in half...and don't worry if the trick doesn't work, I'll grant you retroactive immunity.

Need food

Please Mr. prez can I have some money for food ,Or do we need it for more war ?????

I have a pretzel

I have a pretzel mr. shit-4-brains. Me too, mee too me too me too me too.

or

I have a criminal record mr. presnit - can I get a cushy job with your cabinet. I love to torture. Me too, mee too me too me too me too.

Caption

"Who wants more Kool Aid?" I do, I do, I do, I do, I do,.....

Chimpy asks...

"Okay, who wants their balls back?"

We Must Know

Mr. President, Mr. President. Suicide bombings appear to be on the rise in Iraq, the economy is sinking like the Titanic, the Republican Party is imploding before our eyes and millions of Americans still have no health insurance. My question is-Do you think that her stay in the psyche ward will help to resurrect Britney Spears' career?

The Media Just Doing Its Job

You know, that's a darn good question. I can see you've been doing your homework. Well, um, I think, that, um,
if Britney is repentant, cause here in 'merica, we're all given a second chance, after all that's what democracy and freedom is all about, and that's why those who would do us harm hate us and our way of life, they hate liberty and freedom, and that's why we must defeat the Islamic extremists. If we don't take the fight to them, then we'll be fighting them here. And it could come in the form of a mushroom cloud. That's why we must stay the course in Iraq and win the war on terrorism. . Thank you. Thank you for your question.

"Please, please, Mr.

"Please, please, Mr. President, can I go to the bathroom?"