Caption This: Bush finds out whether blondes have more fun

Caption This: Bush finds out whether blondes have more fun

We found a great photo above of W. kissing Kateryna Yushchenko, wife of Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko, as the Bushes were leaving Kiev.

And since we love goofy photos of the current inhabitant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, we knew we had to offer this one up as the latest "Caption This."

However, the Chicago Tribune is also offering up a caption this (lowercase because our contests are much more awesome) contest. But as you might think, their readers' responses are, well, typical of the fare you would find in the Chicago Tribune.

So BuzzFlash readers are the best readers in the world, so you take your best shot.

How about "I'm trying to find out if Rod Stewart is right, that blondes have more fun."

Add your caption below:

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no heartbeat...check. no

no heartbeat...check. no breath...check. I hear an echo in his skull...check. smells a bit rancid...check. He really IS a zombie creepizoid from the depths of hell!

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"Uh, Laura, that wasn't really a kiss. She paid me 10 Euros to gnaw that mole off her cheek"

Kateryna's Lament

Ugh! The things I must do for my country. Now I must wash that slobber off of my face! I would rather Bush kissed my husband, Viktor, with his skin condition.

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Dammit, Laura, I don't care if it isn't Maria Sharapovski...er....Kournikuppich...er...whatever!

Sloppy Prez Kisses

Down Boy, Down Boy. Baaaad Doggy. Sit "W." That nice blonde lady doesn't want you slobbering all over her face. Get down Get down. Leave her leg alone. Come on, let's play with the ball. Good boy! Good boy!

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Uhh... let's just keep our distance, Mr. Big-Talk President Droop-Noodle. You had your chance last night.

O.K. George........

"O.K. George, I look the other way with Condi, but this............." realmcneill

Ok, George ........

Ok, George. Enough with the kissing! Why must you ALWAYS have your hands on all the women where ever we go?!

What's running thru Shrub's mind?

I sure hope CNN don't run this in slow motion to make it appear more sexier than it is like they did with Clinton and Monica on the White House lawn.

Fish

"George eats cold fish while Laura flashes honor guardsmen"

Well, what do you know!

That really is a whiskey flask in his pocket. He's still a bottle baby!

Have fun, Georgie. I'm gonna

Have fun, Georgie. I'm gonna pull a train with these guys. In the spirit of international diplomacy, of course.

No BJ No Impeachment

Come on honey, you don't want her giving you a BJ so that you can get impeached.

Alright, I'll try this hetrasexual thing once...

Nope, no good. Didn't take. Where's muh Bulldog?

Bushback Mountin'

George’s clumsy attempt at a “defining moment”…

Sorry Kat-uria-na…er…Katey …oh, whatever. But have to put up a good front for the party… Oh George…I retch as you draw near. I will forever hurl when I think of you… Come on idiot…geez, is Gannon going to be pissed at you!

Caption This George W. Bush Kateryna Yushchenko Kiev kissing

"Sorry, guys. Can't leave him alone for a minute...

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Little did she know she had but hours to live...

Here's looking at you kid

"Inside of us we both know you belong with Viktor...We'll always have Kiev." Bush bids farewell to a drinking buddy as a hungover Pickles steadies herself.

HEY MA, CHECK IT OUT, I'M HAVING A THREESOME! I'M HAVING...

bush makes it too easy for stoopid photo-ops

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Laura: DAMMIT, George!...it hasn't been THAT LONG!!

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"Why, thank you Mr. President...no one has kissed me-----since my sex-change operation!!"

That last shot of vodka did it.

OK buster, that's enough. Get over here, she's a married woman. (No more liquid lunches for you. And I mean it this time)

Is that rouge on Bush's

Is that rouge on Bush's cheek?

"It's hard work being the Commander in Chief"

"...but this sure beats the hell out of another visit to the Hermitage!"

Laura-bitch-bush: "hey there..."

... you couldn't be doing that if you were a Democrat named Bill." Or Dumbya: "does my breath smell like jack daniels?"

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"Hey, The Beatles were right - the Ukraine girls really DO knock me out, they leave the West behind!"

Come on, GeeDubya, cut it out.

She's liable to catch on that Senior Chavez really wasn't kidding about that lingering stench of sulfur. (see: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5365142.stm)

PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW!

With the squeeze of our hands, the closed eyes while you are feeling my chest muscles, "MMMMMMMMMMMMM! We'll always have last night to remember", he murmurs in her ear.

"You poor, dear man. In ten months, you won't have that bitch hanging onto to you, while she flirts with the ripe young things behind your back" she whispered back.

Laura turns to the nubile boys behind his back. Thanking each and every one of them for services rendered with her smile.

Caption This: Bush finds out whether blondes have more fun

OK, "Bill". Remember what happens to Presidents with a woman in a BLUE DRESS?!!

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George...I believe this young Ukrainian fellow is flashing me...George?...GEORGE!!

Dreaming of Talon News Service

Please, Dear God, don't let Laura pull me away before I have a crack at those choir boys.

lulz!

lulz!

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One in the hand is worth two in the Bush!

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"C'mon Laura, you know it will only take twelve seconds."

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"Oh George, you KNOW you're exaggerating again..."

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"No tongues in front of the camera" [whispered]