Ode to how the Democrats pick a presidential candidate -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

Democracy, We Have A Problem

In 2000, the Supreme Court picked Bush
Which was not a very pretty sight to see;
This year, the Democratic superdelegates
Will pick their next presidential nominee.


Joe Andrew, DNC Chairman Under Bill Clinton, Says It's Time Unite Behind Obama

In related news, Hillary backer James Carville
Who's often fond of being crude is
As we speak going through various dictionaries
To find new synonyms for "Judas."

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

 

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