Ohio AG Marc Dann (Democratic) Confesses To Affair -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

The main thing here that made me chuckle and laugh
Was admitting he had a fling with someone on his staff

And (you know his p.r. guys here got awfully frantic)
Dann then insisted that this relationship was "romantic."

OK, I see -- he wasn't merely trying to get a gal in bed;
There were hearts & flowery things that needed to be said.

Dann's having a wife & kids quite simply smothers any way
That he'll be able to have this week a nice Mother's Day.

He wants to keep his job; many argue the chance of that is none.
If you're asking me, let's just put a fork in Dann -- he's done.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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