My Wife & I Saw A McCain Bumper Sticker in California -- Finally -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

There on the back of a black gas guzzler
The driver announced his White House choice
(But the letters were in such small print
It was like he didn't want to raise his voice.)

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

 

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Believe you

You always provide us some comic relief, I'm sure this is true, though beyond belief. Small print, I'm sure, was all he was willin' as he gluttoned along, 8 miles per gallon. George Carlin is gone, but we still have you. Thank you, Tony!