Tony Peyser

Predictable personal attacks on critics
Is never a smart thing to do
By now, we know these tactics suggest
That the accusation is true.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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Do you think Mr. Spielberg, Mr. Katzenberg
And Mr. Geffen would like

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If he doesn't go to college, he's a defeatist
If he excels at a good one, he's an elitist.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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It's now time for redrawing the political map:
Vote for the wake-up call or vote for the nap

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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They should just throw downscale versions
They can still have fun -- oodles! --
By posting on signs to bring your own beer,
Chairs, tables and Top Ramen Noodles.

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"Truth" during political campaigns
Is given a certain leeway.
In other news ... McCain's dignity
Is now for sale on eBay.

Judge Says Bush Aides Rove, Miers, And Bolton Have No Immunity

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This may make Karl go into hiding
(An option that's logical to choose)
I expect he's already in his bunker
Which is also known as Fox News.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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I imagine what the NRA must think
But can't dare say out loud;
What Jim D. Adkisson did makes all
Of them so very ... proud.

GOP Candidate Has Growth Removed

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To those of you surprised by this
It may also make you sad
To hear me explain the Tooth Fairy
Is just your mom and dad.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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