During DUI Arrest, Gibson Bashed Jews

His dad will surely be asked about this
(Even though Mel won't want it allowed)
I bet Mr. Gibson will then admit,
"As a father, I am just ... so proud."

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Gibson Apologizes, Blames Anti-Semitic Outburst On Alcoholism

by Tony Peyser

When public figures melt down
And appear to have cooked their goose
Contrition is sought with talk of
God, country and substance abuse.

The ice is thin but they can try
To keep on looking like winners
If they never cop to any one sin
But just insist "we're all sinners."