June 16, 2006
To Deflect From Attacks On 9-11 Widows, Coulter Announces She's A "Comedian"
by Tony Peyser
Humorless hate speech
Doesn't let her land up
Under the show business
Heading of stand-up.
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Veteran Affairs Secretary Can't Rule Out Wider Breach Of Data
by Tony Peyser
Jim Nicholson behaves like a teenager
Who lately happens to be just a tad
Reluctant to break some bad news
To both his mom and to his dad.
He'll apologize
quite profusely for
Spilling coffee on his dad's front seat
(Much later he'll admit it happened when
He sideswiped a Porsche on the street.)
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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.
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