Trump's Glossary of His Personal Clichés: Satire That Is All Too True. For Example, “Perfect Conversation” Translated Means, "No Explicit Order for Someone to Be Killed"
December 28, 2019
A glossary of Trumpisms (DonkeyHotey)
By Jimmy Lohman and BuzzFlash
In order to assist Americans in making sense of Trump’s repetitious clichés, our crack grammarians at the BuzzFlash Better English Bureau have prepared a handy glossary of Trumpspeak.
Trumpisms Translation
“crazy” perfectly normal
“did not” did
“due process” my corrupt pals and I are above the law
“everyone is saying” no one really believes
“hoax” reality
“horrible” unremarkable
“I don’t know him” he works for me, but he’s on his own now
“I plan to do that soon” that will never happen
“it could be many countries” Russia
“look at what Obama did” don’t look at what I did
“love” exploit
“normal” totally crazy
“nothing” a lot
“perfect conversation” no explicit order for someone to be killed
“the American people” me
“through the roof” it’s tanking
“totally false statement” bank on it
“Turkey” Russia
“Syria” Russia
“Ukraine” Russia
“2016 Election” Russia
“2020 Election” Russia
“White House” Russia
“unfair” according to the rule of law
“Melania” who?
“way up in the polls” most people want me locked up or deported
“we’re looking at that” I have no idea what I’m talking about
“worth $10 billion” I’m in debt to several Russian oligarchs
“you’ll have to ask Rudy” he’s very good at confusing the media
“world leaders respect me” just ask Vladimir
“the server is in Ukraine” Vladi told me so
“NATO is outmoded” Vladi told me so
“nasty” he or she is telling the truth about me
“human scum” they should have kept their mouths shut
“the media is the enemy of the people” we couldn’t live without each other. I give them sensationalistic bullshit and they get high ratings and more advertising profits.
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