Donald Trump Jr. Is Riled Up by Lack of Bookstore Support for Fanciful and Self-Aggrandizing “Triggered”

December 2nd 2019

By Aldous J Pennyfarthing (of the Daily Kos community)

Yes, Junior, it’s the usual B.S. — i.e., no one outside of the Republican National Committee wants to buy your book, and no one who can actually afford a plane ticket and/or a $9 bag of trail mix would be caught dead holding it.

So, yeah, whine some more, Little Lord Fauntleroy.

Several friends asked me why they can’t find my book TRIGGERED at various airport stores? @hudsonbooks I am told its avail at a few, but I’ve been in 7 airports this week & haven’t seen it. Why not have the #1 book? 🤔 Usual BS I suppose?
Get yours below. https://t.co/HKA9knF0Ko
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 30, 2019

So what would you call someone who writes like a prairie chicken with four feet of rebar stuck in its head and who nevertheless thinks his “book” deserves a coveted slot in airport bookstores? Maybe … uh … “triggered”?

It’s the No. 1 book because Daddy told the RNC and the other Trump-cult satellites to buy it in bulk. Most people would rather be seen walking around the airport with a flamethrower and a crate full of hand grenades.

Full disclosure: I haven’t read it. But for some reason I’m guessing it’s not exactly Voltaire.

Posted with permission