Ilene Proctor: Who Is the Best Wheeler Dealer for the Insurrectionists? Why, Toyota of Course. A Real Car-tastrophe for Democracy.
Boycott Toyota anyone? (Mike Mozart)
July 7, 2021
By Ilene Proctor
"Calls to boycott Toyota fueled by its donations to election-objector Republicans. The Japanese auto maker tops list of companies that donated to lawmakers who voted against certifying Joe Biden’s victory in the 2020 presidential election" – June 28th Market Watch
Satire? Maybe not so much.
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Boy, oh boy, it’s time to Boycott Toyota.
As we approach the six-month anniversary of the Jan. 6 insurrection, the liberal watchdog Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington tallied contributions corporate PACs have made to the 147 insurrectionists in Congress and the result findings reveal an unholy trifecta of Trump, Terror and Toyota. The truth is that Toyota is their largest contributor and the largest benefactor of their generosity. Toyota is like a living nightmare for the country- for what they really stand for is an NRA enabling, Ku Klux Klan digging, white militia loving corporation who has strip-searchedTrump’s history and found it superior to any real Christian values.
Toyota is now a car line that will live forever in infamy. The official car of the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers and Neo-Nazis, White Supremacists and the Three Percenters, Toyota’s advertising is simply a weapon of mass deception. The carmaker secretly gave $55,000 to 37 of the insurrectionist lawmakers bellows its brand with a strong “made in America” message — while its actions are more like Maul America.
Hoping to gaslight the nation, the 2022 Toyota is now backing the fascist right-wing attack machine intent to drive America stupid and crazy.
Toyota’s hybrid technology will excite those Trumpistas who would really like to take VP Pence for a ride all the way to the gallows. Automatically, Toyota will allow even the worst of drivers to steer over nasty liberal facts with ease and confidence.
Bonus: the annoying Capitol Police will tire easily when Toyota runs roughshod over their flimsy and silly barriers, and then scatters like the cowardly wind right into their den of iniquity – the East and West wing of the Satanic Senate.
The entire 2022 Toyotas are all outfitted with righteous indignation for all the piston-packing members of the Insurrectionist Caucus, specifically those who have received campaign cash and carry no doubt, no conscience, no soul MAGAites.
So sorry but the new line of Toyota’s is available in white and whine only
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